indecencies with the photocopier
random foliage in the lifts
launching coup against Emperor Penguins
launching coo against Empereor Pigeons
smiling while trying not to yell "terra fucking nullius"
spelling mistake on spelling correction lifts everyone's hearts
disembodied prehensile beard magic.
someday i'll probably have to do my job like a grownup.

(if the bus breaks my heart every single day, who cleans up the mess?)