oh good lord

someone gave me a hardware catalogue for completely legitimate reasons. i was having a read-through and got stuck on the page of chainsaws. y'know you can get a chainsaw for under $100? that is far too tempting.

but clever handybloke then points out it's an electric chainsaw, so any murderous rampage would need to be punctuated by search for outlets or a very long extension cord.

i believe this would make for a fine horror film. i'm sure i could knit my own hockey mask.